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About Me Member General Poet Darth VaderMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Months
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Sex

Mon Jul 13, 2009, 10:59 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Death.
  • Reading: It all back to me.
  • Watching: my weight
  • Playing: with the unmentionable
  • Eating: some chinese
  • Drinking: until my kidneys stop.
when a man loves a woman...the man takes the woman out for a nice romantic dinner.This is all in an attempt to get the woman naked,sometimes it works,sometimes it doesn't, more times than not it doesn't.
But this fresh young spent 80 dollars on two people who have lobster tonight,and if he doesn't get taken to vagina world he's going to be one angry man. But the night goes on the woman loses interest,and the guy is out 140 bucks because he was not fine with taking this woman to McDonalds,and a movie.What woman wouldnt want a nice simple date?

But later as the night goes on the man gets kind of angry..slips a few roofies into the womans drink, shes about to give them the time of his life.She doesnt know whats going on shes just naked,and looking for a guy to talk about the deep impact that her father beating her had with a nice safe guy, but no, the man cant settle for that can he?

Cuddle with the nude crying chick.The man goes on to take this woman to his room.....
everything happens there...


Your born.

deviantID

Hello everyone, i am annoying,big,tall,funny,smart,good,and talented.I showcase none of this on this website here.I dont feel the need to show it off, i got the skills in real life.So i am a troll on here...But the most serious thing about me is my faith in jesus christ...i love him.

Devious Info

  • Skin of choice: ...mine...
  • Favourite game: none
  • Favourite gaming platform: none
  • Favourite cartoon character: Snorlax
  • Personal Quote: "every day people are leaving the church,and going back to GOD."

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Comments


:iconelaineperna:
Thank you for the favorite watch! :D
:iconthesanehatter:
no problem, good art needs recognition.

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Artists are people who have to much free time.
:iconalice-top:
You should try to draw Jesus or something. Or Jesus with Buffet OMG AWESOME


:iconraptorjesusplz:

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Don't Pochahantas, the hantas might poke back! :bucktooth:

...yeah I need a new sig. :(
:iconthesanehatter:
im not good at drawing buffet, thats only kyle.I was never good at it.l.i only scrrew around!

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Artists are people who have to much free time.
:iconlil-captain-janeway:
HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its obvious who i am lol read mah signature.


:iconpedobearplz: hes a comin 4 u

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OH noes i tripped and i acedently stuck this drag queens penis in ur vag!
:iconthesanehatter:
i already know its you nikki...

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Artists are people who have to much free time.
:iconlil-captain-janeway:
noooooooooooooooo its me o wait yeah its me
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa people know me

:iconsallyplz: dis be mah home gurl

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OH noes i tripped and i acedently stuck this drag queens penis in ur vag!
:iconalice-top:
:iconpedobearshoopda:
:iconpedobearrun2plz:


:iconderpplz:

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Don't Pochahantas, the hantas might poke back! :bucktooth:

...yeah I need a new sig. :(
:iconthesanehatter:
Those two things are equally horrifying.

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Artists are people who have to much free time.

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